In college, I endeavored to write a sonnet a week. The process soon proved tiresome. This was my final entry in the series.
Category Archives: Poetry
Lamentation of the Black Knight
Thinking he has killed the hero of the story, the Black Knight delivers an impromptu soliloquy filled with regret and disappointment.
A Princess of Mars
As a fan of Edgar Rice Burroughs, I took upon myself the task of summarizing the first few chapters of his epic novel.
Popcorn Spider
One morning while at college, I was lying on my bed and staring at the ceiling when a spider caught my attention. This is that story in sonnet form.
The Classroom
These are not my sentiments. Feeling downtrodden by the shame my professors expressed toward their own country, I decided to satirize their woes in a sonnet.
As Blue Fades into Grey
This is a sonnet that I wrote with the hope of avoiding accusations of sentimentality, knowing full well that I’m a sentimental fellow.
O, Thou Bloody Crouton!
If you’ve ever hurt yourself while consuming food, this poem is for you.